12 April, 2005
Mattresses Galore!!
So, what’s new? The mattresses. The school finally broke down and replaced all of the mattresses -- foam sheets stained with “bodily moisture” of various types. What does this mean for me? I’ll be carrying mattresses to their respective rooms for the next few days, but I’ll no longer live in fear of catching venereal diseases. There are some sacrifices which must be made.
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