Puiras..isms?

November 11 2011
Joe: [Walks away grumbling about being sick.. Then from the kitchen:] Ow!
Leslie: What??
Joe: [whining] I tried to wipe my eye but pushed too hard and poked myself in the eye.
Leslie: [smirks and opens laptop]
Joe: Are you putting that on Facebook? Ugh. Everybody thinks I'm a baby when I'm sick but I'm trying to be a man!


October 18 2011
[Someone brought a muffin to our house. We're currently not eating sugar or breads... A distinct crinkle of wrapping is heard from the kitchen...]
Leslie: Joe, are you going to eat that muffin?
Joe: [sulks into the livingroom] I'm sad about GSP getting injured and not fighting. I want to eat the muffin to make me feel better.


September 14 2011
Two in one night! Joe, you're on a roll!:
Joe: So I guess i'm taking the dog out later?
Leslie: Well... I'm afraid of the dark.
Joe: *thinks for a second* Hey leslie, "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Does it give you "Goosebumps"?


September 14 2011 (2 in one night!):
Leslie: Joe it's confession time. When is the last time you scooped the cat litter?
Joe: I dunno. I never know because I don't do it everyday. I don't even do it every other day. I do it once you notice the smell and say something.
Leslie: *sigh*


June 28 2011:
[Joe on why he let the baby watch UFC]
Joe: It was just a training video! It was just George St. Pierre talking! No fighting!
Leslie: Uhm.. I saw fight scenes with my own eyes.
Joe: The fight scenes started JUST as you walked in! I swear!


April 6 2011:
Leslie: I'm tired. I think maybe I'll lay down.
Joe: I guess now's a good time to tell you what I did wrong.
Leslie: What did you do?
Joe: I put the mattress protector in the dryer and it melted.
Leslie: Why are you telling me now?
Joe: Well, I wasn't going to tell you last night when you were tired and grumpy!


March 9 2011:
Joe: Did you sleep alright, Darling?
Leslie: Yep.
[4 minutes of silence]
Joe: I got the Master Sword. I've been wanting to tell you since I woke up.